It's been a while, I know. Would you care for a drink? Of course not, I forgot. You're clean now. Well, no matter. I didn't come to you for idle chatter.

You see...there was an incident. It isn't anyone's fault, so don't jump the gun! But...well, as it happens, I seem to have lost every last bit of my writing due to unfortunate incidents. So, I'm asking for a favor...

If you have any of my work, any shred of it, could you please return to me a copy? Just for old times sake? If you do, I promise to write something and let you have a look!